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Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Durian Durian

'Tis the season to eat durians.. Fa la la lal a la laaaa...
This morning my parents and I went out for breakfast at some coffee shop and my parents said they'll do the ordering while I go look for seats. And so I managed to get a table and I waited and waited for them.. dunno what took them sooo loonggg!! It's just ordering food right??! Then.. I saw my dad back with.. DURIANS!! And he had a mad gleam in his eyes.. haha. My parents absolutely LOVE durians. Haha. And, the coffee shop was so crowded , my dad had a hard time navigating his way through the throng of crowd without pricking them with the durian spikes. *roll eyes* So careful for what?! Haha.. If it were me, I would just anyhow swing the bag around, pricking people all over the body. MUAHAHA *evil laughter*. Swing the bag higher.. I might get their faces and they'll end up looking like Mark Lee:

Walao.. I offended u is it? @$#!!

Well, I remembered Dennis once told us that he came across an episode of Fear Factor whereby for the second task, the participants had to finish a plate of durians. Obviously, when the task was being revealed to the ang mohs, they were all horror-struck. Dennis also said that they were all like gagging and looking nauseous, pinching their noses, trying to stuff the durians down their protesting throats. They must be thinking: "Wtf! Why do Asians like this disgusting, yellow and gooey fruit that smells and taste exactly like shi*!!". Haha. Dennis then added that if he were the one taking part in Fear Factor, he'll just laugh his head off when the second task is presented to him and have an enjoyable time finishing the durians.

I guess Dennis + Durians = Happiest Man On Earth. lol.

Ok.. and while having durians just now, my mom told me one superstitious fact.

Mommy (warningly): Dun drink beer after having durians.

Me( puzzled): But why?? U mean u'll die? Fatal meh?

Mommy: Yar.. it's happened before.



Wow.. that's interesting. I actually would love to try that out.. just that my house dun have beer. Too bad. If not I might actually collapse and start foaming on the floor. Eeks. However. I dun quite believe in this nonsense (sorry mom!). But.. who knows it really might work. Durians plus beer equals to death! Haha. Man.. I sound so sadistic.. actually I wanted to write more about ways to die.. but I dun wanna sound suicidal or crackpot. Hehe. Cos I am not. Just like what Good Charlotte sings.. "I just want to LIVE!!"

By the way.. I am also trying to upload our Jack Sparrow og outing photos to http://www.flickr.com/ and it's taking me ages to upload! Damn pek chek. The outing was really fun.. though it took place like eons ago. Haha. We went to Kbox to sing.. and I was rather shy to sing in front of so many in the beginning. But I later loosened up and had fun singing Jay Chou's.. since I only know a few chinese songs and they were mainly by Jay. We also selected Westlife's My Love (cliche) and u know what! The MTV featured this unknown ang moh lady posing and smiling into the cam. Urgh. I had a hard time singing that song cos of the MTV.. kept wanting to giggle. And the best part was the lyrics. It was the ultimate. U know there's this part of the chorus of My Love ".. where the fields are green.. to see you once again.. my love..". On the MTV the lyrics became ".. where the FEELS ARE GREASE"!! Faints.

Here are some of the pics we took :

That's Isable, Me, Shilly and Marbles


Shilly and I trying to act pissed. With Frankie J ruining the effect for us.Lol.


Shilly is still pissed

Jack Sparrow! At the KTV

Us, after dinner at NYDC

That's all for now folks! I'm knackered already.. after having blabbering non-stop for a while. And I would just like to end by saying that Jack Sparrow Rocks!

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