Poem of the day:

There was once a girl who likes saying fuck,

Who cusses and swears and thinks that her life sucks.

One faithful day when she was down on her luck,

She woke up and realised she had turned into a duck.

However all she could do was not to quack but cluck,

And on some days she could even bark.

She was so grief-stricken her days were dark,

Till one fine day a prince came by and gave her a hug.

The spell was broken, her tongue came unstuck,

And she no longer had to cluck or bark.

She solemnly vowed never again to say fuck,

And lived her days happy as a lark.

A pretty awesome and vulgar poem huh?! Came up with this poem while in the showers yesterday =)

*Beams around proudly* (though actually there is nothing to be proud about. Think my dad will faint when he sees the stuff I type online. lol)